This come straight from Agent Dingo (not his real name) in North Squirreltrania. North Squirreltrania most dangerous country for dogs as it well known they eat dog there (I hear they make delectable dog fricassee). After word of Squirrelborg Plans leak hit interwebs it witnesses say that Number One Evil Squirreltator, Kim Jong Squiril, threw tantrum. He call hasty press conference to “deny” and involvement of PFRNS (The Peoples Fluffy Republic of North Squirreltrania).
HA! Busted Kim Jong Squiril! Nobody even mention you before. Here picture of Kim Jong Squiril at conference.